entwashian:

risskabob replied to your post “risskabob replied to your…”

We’re the worst. But we’re the best at being the worst, so that’s something.

YEAH, WE ARE!!!!

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Oh my god, the fucking random games that season.

Listening to Maddy Myers’ concept album Peace in Space: Varia by Maddy Myers

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

I think you mean “The The City of Our Lady, Queen of Angels, on the River of the birthplace of the Franciscan Order Angels of the Home of Saint Anna”.

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hippity-hoppity-brigade:


theshoutingendoflife:


piratefaafy:


elevensies-:


they said it couldn’t be done


venn piagram


THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.


WHAT IS HAPPENING



I can never figure out if this is pieosis or pietosis.

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

theshoutingendoflife:

piratefaafy:

elevensies-:

they said it couldn’t be done

venn piagram

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

I can never figure out if this is pieosis or pietosis.

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snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.


Take a bow for that last one.

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

Take a bow for that last one.

(via jillipenny)

nbchannibal:

This is for the throne, Fannibals! Vote for Hannibal.

nbchannibal:

This is for the throne, Fannibals! Vote for Hannibal.

The joke worked because the comedian had chosen a slur of similar pitch and degree to “Redskins”—or “gooks,” for that matter—whose absurdity would be plain to any viewer, racist and non-racist alike, one whose earnest usage nowadays elicits no more than sigh of pity. It was pretty funny.

Two white guys on DeadSpin who used gooks in the title of their piece, “Gooks Don’t Get Redskins Joke”, which is not okay.

As a general rule, if the joke you’re going for offended the group that was being used as an example and not the person or people you’re trying to shame, you can’t claim that “the joke worked.” You’re also not allowed to use gooks or any other slur in a title unless you’re quoting it or maybe in some other extreme example.

(via genericlatino)

(via jhameia)

jhameia:

bevsi:

nerd girl x hot cheerleader doodles that got a lil out of hand

someone write this novel nooooowwwwwwwww

I honestly thought that this was going to be genderswapped highschool Cecil/Carlos fanart.

Those are totally NVHS’s school colors, right? And they’re watching The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance?

THE INFORMATION IN THIS ORIGINAL POST IS NOT CORRECT REGARDING THE USE OF 112 IN THE UNITED STATES.

112 is a number in use in the European Union. The only number that is guaranteed to work in all areas of the United States of America is 911. Some parts of the U.S. have other quick emergency numbers, and some service providers will redirect 112 to 911, but they are not uniform and not guaranteed to work in the United States.

References:

http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/authorities-warn-against-dialing-112-for-emergencies-0h8vucj-194260201.html 
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/fakecop.asp 

thisworldcollides:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. This applies to ALL 50 statesPLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

112 is an international emergency number that will CONNECT YOU TO THE CLOSEST EMERGENCY NUMBER for that country. anywhere okay :)

THE INFORMATION IN THIS ORIGINAL POST IS NOT CORRECT REGARDING THE USE OF 112 IN THE UNITED STATES.

112 is a number in use in the European Union. The only number that is guaranteed to work in all areas of the United States of America is 911. Some parts of the U.S. have other quick emergency numbers, and some service providers will redirect 112 to 911, but they are not uniform and not guaranteed to work in the United States.

References:

http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/authorities-warn-against-dialing-112-for-emergencies-0h8vucj-194260201.html
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/fakecop.asp

thisworldcollides:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

112 is an international emergency number that will CONNECT YOU TO THE CLOSEST EMERGENCY NUMBER for that country. anywhere okay :)

(via hellokty)

bartyjoonyah:

Tennant Times Two. ;)

Twentynant

(via nonelvis)

Visiting Neptune

Forlorn balloons outside the Aero

Forlorn balloons outside the Aero

spiritedcharacters:

Desire:  NOTHING LIKE A DOLL AT ALL

(vermouth, scotch)

Pour a half ounce of vermouth.  Mix in two ounces of scotch.  Breathe in the drink in front of you—take a good, long breath.  It smells of everything you have ever wanted.  Whoever you are.  Whatever you are.  Everything.

Soon.

thisismizhalle:

tooothaches:

im sorry  i just i couldn’t sleep so i had to
dont look at me

I’m listening to some Swedish hiphop right now and Will’s dancing syncs to the beat and I may have laughed so hard I cried

Look at his face! His anger fuels his dancing. “EVERY PELVIS THRUST BRINGS ME CLOSER TO PROVING IT WAS YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!